The Cosmic Cumshot That Seeded Your Worthless Existence!
Launched on Pump.fun – Solana's Degen Rocket Fuel. Ape In or NGMI, Anon!
From the void of space to your empty bags – $SPERM is here to impregnate the market. Fast, cheap txns on Solana mean we pump harder than Chad at the gym. Pump.fun? It's the ultimate rug-or-moon casino where virgins become whales.
Yo, incel warriors and /biz/ lurkers – ever stare at the stars and wonder why your life sucks? Blame Panspermia, bros! That's the blackpill science where alien jizz shoots across the cosmos on comets, crashes into planets like Earth, and spawns life.
Yeah, you – the NEET scrolling hentai at 3AM – you're just evolved space spooge. Sad, innit? But we're flipping the script: $SPERM is the meme token that turns cosmic nut into crypto gains.
Built on Solana – the blockchain that's faster than your premature jeet – and birthed on Pump.fun, the degen launchpad where rugs are foreplay and moons are the money shot. No VC cucks, no presale whales – just pure community ape chaos.
From Cosmic Nut to Earth Slut
Gather 'round, frens – this ain't your normie bedtime story. In the beginning, there was the Big Bang... but really, it was the Big Bust. Some ancient alien Chad, blue-balled in the void, unleashes a galaxy-spanning cumshot. Billions of microscopic $SPERM cells – each a sad Wojak face, doomed to eternal drift – ride comets through black holes and nebulae.
Alien god nuts $SPERM into existence. God as Buff Chad, sperm as crying Wojaks.
Billions of years floating, dodging asteroids like avoiding eye contact with Stacies.
Crash-lands, seeds life. "From space spooge to wagecuck" – evolution's ultimate cope.
Solana degens revive $SPERM as a token. Pump.fun is the comet to the moon.
DON'T BE A NOOB
Phantom or Solflare – easy as installing Tinder (less rejection).
Swap fiat tears on exchange, send to wallet.
Search $SPERM. Slide that bar and watch the curve climb.
Join TG/X, shill like your virginity depends on it.
DYOR, anon. Crypto's a casino; $SPERM might moon or doom. No financial advice – we're just space jizz enthusiasts.